| The How Fat Is Steven Seagal Now? Tracking Paage | |||||||||||||||||
| He is one fat fucking bastard! |
Hey how's it going? Welcome to the new page, traffic got to heavy over at Skrellnet so they booted us and here we are...page is just as it sounds for all you newcomers, we're here to track how fat Steven Seagal is, that's it. | ||||||||||||||||
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Date Weight(lbs) --------- --------- 4/98 385 3/98 340 2/98 335 1/98 320 12/97 325 11/97 310 10/97 300 9/97 280 8/97 265 7/97 250 6/97 235 5/97 220 4/97 220 3/97 220 2/97 215 1/97 210 | Seagal Burst-o-meter: | ||||||||||||||||
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With the new addition of Gorditas to the Taco Bell menu Steven's weight has balooned over 40 pounds this month, a new personal high for Mr. Seagal, we're sure he's very proud. As the months pass it becomes more and more apparent that Mr. Seagal's attempt to lose weight in the new year have taken a disatrous turn for the worse after the startling 5 pound loss in January. It seems that like the rest of us, he does not stick to his New Year's Resolutions. Just last week one of our sources sent us what is believed to be Steven's daily menu, take a gander: Breakfast: 4 Eggs 10 Slices of Smoked Bacon 6 Canadian Bacon slabs 4 Sausage Patties 2 Waffles/4 Pancakes (rotates) 3 Bowls of Frosted Flakes, w/ extra sugar Lunch: 5 Big Macs 3 Quarter Pounders(w/ cheese) 6 Large Fries 2 McChicken Sandwiches 4 Large Chocolate Shakes 1 Apple Pie 3 Chocolate Chip Cookie Boxes And a Sensible Dinner. Well that's sure a boatload a food, for a shitload a man. We update on the 15th of every month, so until next month, whatch out so the man don't eat you. | ||||||||||||||||
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